OK, so I did a scary thing. Very scary. And I am going to put it out on the internet for all the world to see. Since this is a super secret blog from my friends, I feel comfortable putting it all out there. While getting dressed this morning, I thought I'd snap a shot of my tummy. People do not believe me when I say that I look pregnant. I have never been, and never will be, pregnant, but I sure look like I could deliver in just a month or two. There are pregnant people out there who are not even as big as I am and they get the joy of a bouncing baby. I just get......bouncy.
Anyway, to fully prove, and to fully document this new journey of mine, I will be brave and share raw pictures of my abdomen. Usually I camouflage the bulge beneath my shirt by choosing non revealing clothes and sucking in whatever I can. So here goes:
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| In my PJs. One could swear a baby was being baked. No such luck. |
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This just illustrates that there is no baby, but just pure fatness.
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I'd like to take a picture of my belly on the 1st of each month. Hopefully it will be shrinking. Your eyes are safe for another 30 days or so.
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